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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Cute Joke about Men

The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a maskover our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?" Cute, huh? Who are you married to?

1 comment:

  1. Batman for sure! Loved that Barbara...I will have to pass it on.
    Just saw your question for 1973...I was in highschool..I think a sophmore. What wonderful years those were! Look forward to reading your ramblings...I love ramblings. That is what is so great about blogging...we can just do our own thing and learn a few things along the way! Hope you have a great day!