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Friday, May 21, 2010

Taking Dad to the Mall

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking around and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” In classic Dad style, he responded to the teenager..... “I got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

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