A Boomer Lifestyle Blog

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Old Timers Joke

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes, I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.  I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.  I can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.  I have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license. 

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